Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing much,
When friends tattle on about such and such,
Choreograph the craft of congeniality,
Promise with densely inappropriate clarity,
Deliver with visible and valuable uncertainty.
Be the magician, con artist, politician or wise man,
Let influence overrun – flatter to flatten foes
With the wordless art of obfuscation and pontification,
Evade entry to invade with punditry, note our rulers
Own an internet, radio or television station.